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1.)   If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it’s your stupidity.

2.)   I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

3.)   Practice makes perfect…..
But nobody’s perfect……
so why practice?

4.)   If it’s true that we are here to help others,                                                                                  then what exactly are the others here for?

5.)   Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.